Picture the scene if you will, or don't... i promise it will be better if you do though, i am sad in a burger king with a burger bigger than my face with a moping friend, i am there to cheer him up, oh and to top it all off its chucking it down.
"cheer up" I said.
He just looked at me over his glasses and gave a sort of snort that says "go on try me see what happens" in a threatening way. "Come on" i pleaded "look i know what will cheer you up" at this he came out of his self loathing slumber and looked up at me, you could cut the tension with a cucumber, the silence was only broken by the sound of an onion falling out of my burger and onto the table. "lets do a yes mission until i leave for uni one month today!" surprisingly he agreed straight away. "fine then thats settled from now until the 24th of september we will say yes to everything!" then we sat there in silence for a while and i read my receipt, at the bottom it reads "please call us with any comments you may have" so with a grin on my face i reached for my phone and dialled.... i got a automated talking device... however i was able to leave a message "thank you for your burger, it was wonderful, keep up the good work" then i left my contact details and hung up. We left the fast food joint and into the rain where my fellow wonderful friend promptly asked if he could wear my jacket, i looked at him with a glower "yes" i said through gritted teeth. I then went onwards shivering in the cold and rain my friend quite smug and warm next to me. oh and it would interest you to know he gave up on the yes mission that evening, i however will continue my quest alone into the unforgiving land of yes!
Sunday, 28 August 2011
Sunday, 7 August 2011
In the beginning God said let there be light... so i said yes. then there was a delay because i only had energy saving light bulbs
Monday yes lets start there... actually no because i arrived in france on wednesday so to start on monday would ridiculous you'd miss half the week all those yes's you'd never get to hear! i know its terrible isn't? though something wondrous did happen on monday something very nice indeed, but you'll all have to wait a couple of days to hear about that! No i'm not telling you now, because it would ruin the story thats why, yes i would like a jelly baby but not at the expense of the integrity of this blog!
So ill restart *ahem* wednesday... nothing really happened if i'm honest i know i know thats a very boring start but bare with me i mean i was exhausted after a 13 hour drive so i think you should give me some slack. Thank you.
My brother did ask for a coke though so i said yes and we went to the bar /club house were i met some people who will become very central in this story however for now we just laughed at how one of them was just kicking the arse out of the others at pool. oh and i went for a swim. :) it was a very good swim. i promise that this will get more exciting in my next instalment and you will laugh as i cry. So stay tuned learn of monday and why i hate anything that spins now!
So ill restart *ahem* wednesday... nothing really happened if i'm honest i know i know thats a very boring start but bare with me i mean i was exhausted after a 13 hour drive so i think you should give me some slack. Thank you.
My brother did ask for a coke though so i said yes and we went to the bar /club house were i met some people who will become very central in this story however for now we just laughed at how one of them was just kicking the arse out of the others at pool. oh and i went for a swim. :) it was a very good swim. i promise that this will get more exciting in my next instalment and you will laugh as i cry. So stay tuned learn of monday and why i hate anything that spins now!
Saturday, 6 August 2011
si todo
Lets not make gravy when all I want is a hamburger and get straight to the point, I finished danny wallace's yes man,which is a fantastic read if you must ask, and decided that whilst in the sunny france i shall become a yesman (do do do der!*heroic music*) so for now this blog shall be overtaken by my fond adventures and why i cant bare to talk about spinning anymore....
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