Friday came about like it has done for many a year now and i sleepily got out of bed and made my way to that fabled place some call Blackburn.... All my friends were late so i went to Greggs for some lunch, outside there was a homeless man he asked for some changed i gave him 52p, inside i got a sausage roll, now i don't usually go about broadcasting about my sausage roll purchases but what happened next is what i'm here to tell you about, the woman behind the counter said the fatal words "anything else?" now of course i don't want anything else and my eyes widened in horror as i realised i had to say yes! so i bought a bacon and cheese wrap and as i reached for my wallet it happened again, yes i replied rather reluctantly ill have a chicken lattice..... eventually the nice lady asked is that everything? to which i replied "yes" probably a bit too enthusiastically. so i left greggs with 3 sausage rolls 1 bacon and cheese wrap and 2 chicken lattices i gave 2 sausage rolls 1 bacon and cheese wrap and 2 chicken lattices to the homeless man outside.
oh and to top things of my friend suggested i bought a onesie.... i now own a onesie.
